Mandi The Sorority Girl Picks The Pac-12

Mandi was 4-3 last week (better) and is 8-17 on the season (still ouch)

Editors Note: We are using the Consensus line from Vegas Insider at the time of the writing of this post.

How is everybody.  Mandi is super-fantastic as usual and feeling a lot better that I didn’t lead all you boys astray again.  Mandi still feels super-bad about that and will bend over backwards to make you feel better.

In fact Mandi has been doing a lot of yoga lately, maybe some of you could come and we could do downward dog together.

But I know you didn’t come here to listen to me talk about Yoga, so lets get to some picking thingies.

UCLA -8 1/2 vs Oregon St.

UCLA is always so cute with their cute cheerleaders and that powder blue and a little bear.  On the other hand, we have a halloween colored Beaver from Oregon.  Which means it probably doesn’t shave much, wears dark rimmed glasses to pretend to be intellectual and might not bathe.  Give Mandi sun and fun every time.

Arizona +23.5 at Oregon

Now you know that Mandi doesn’t feel the same about Oregon that she does it’s ugly step sister in Oregon St.  First have you seen how cute Oregon’s cheerleaders are.  Clearly not from Oregon, but it means they’re trying.  Next how many adorable outfits does their football team have?  It never stops.  But at the same time, Arizona doesn’t have to import cute girls plus Wildcats are adorable and Ducks smell bad.

USC -16 vs Cal.

I don’t like those skanks at USC.  But they’re going to be so very angry after being beaten by Andrew Luck’s school.  Oh Andrew, I know you’re a millionaire now and I was so wrong to doubt your school.  Call me I’ll do anything to make it up to you, and I mean anything, even butt stuff.

Washington St. -18 1/2 vs Colorado

I so wanted to do all I could to save the Buffalo.  But it seems the Buffalo are so depressed, they are planning on killing themselves.  Unless someone gets them a whole pile Paxil before game time, I think the fat girls at Washington St. get this one.

Utah +7 at Arizona St.

Because I hate those bitches at Arizona St. and while yeah I find the concept of Utah boring, not nearly as boring as Missouri and certainly not more boring that Arizona St. is bitchy, slutty whores.  All of them.