Mandi Picks the Sweet 16…

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When I first heard I would get to be involved in another Sweet 16, I assumed it would be like the MTV show.  I get to be mean to some people, I hire a bad hip hop band, I arrive via dolphin to an over priced party and I drive off in a Hummer (hey no comments about Mandi and hummers).  But it turns out that I’ll just be doing more picks.  You boys seem to like that however so I’ll just do what you want.  Mandi is good like that.

Kentucky vs Indiana

Hot girls come from Kentucky for whatever reason.  Fat girls come from Indiana.  Now they’re nice fat girls which means they don’t have much of a chance against the mean hot girls from Kentucky.  Even their old women like Ashley Judd are hot.  I pick Kentucky

Baylor vs Xavier

So we have Christian girls in Texas vs Catholic Girls in Ohio.  Now I love dressing like a Catholic Schoolgirl but we must remember, while you want to see Mandi dressed like that you don’t want to see girls in Ohio dressed like that.  Good Christian Girls in Texas do whatever it takes to stay hot.  When you believe you should have lots of cleavage to keep the cross around your neck straight, well its hard to defeat that kind of determination.  Even when you wear uniforms as ugly as Baylor.

Michigan St. vs Louisville

See now this is almost the inverse of the Kentucky-Indiana game.  Michigan St., is home to fat girls, but unlike Indiana, they clearly are much angrier.  Plus they’re at Michigan St., if they were smart they’d be at Michigan.  Louisville won’t see what hit them.  Michigan St.

Marquette vs Florida

We have fat Catholic school girls who like cheese, sausage and beer against hot girls who like to wear jorts.  This game will be much closer than people think but how do you defeat girls who will put out for a brat and a slice of cheddar.  Marquette

Syracuse vs Wisconsin

See above.  Girls who put out for sausage and cheese cannot be stopped.  Wisconsin

Cincinnati vs Ohio St.

Fat Girls fighting themselves.  I pick Ohio St because their mascot is a nut and I don’t think a Bearcat is a real thing.

North Carolina vs Ohio

Now this one gets easier.  North Carolina is beautiful girls and that great shade of blue, not to mention Ohio will be tired having to play a second game after their game against Cincinnati.

North Carolina St. vs Kansas

Is this whole tournament Southern schools vs Midwestern Schools?  I just picked North Carolina once, and I think they’re good enough to put on red jerseys and win a second game, unlike Ohio St.  So I pick North Carolina here.  Plus Kansas is one of those scary states where if you break down on the freeway a cult comes along and you’re never heard from again.  Mandi can’t be a part of picking something like that.