Mandi Picks the First Round of the Midwest Regional…

Do these picks ever stop.  I totally had to reschedule a Mani-Pedi today just to do this.  But I’m going to give you what you want, if there is one thing Mandi isn’t, its a tease.  So lets see what we have going today.

North Carolina vs Vermont/Lamar

I think we all know to pick North Carolina here.  I think everyone knows that North Carolina must be better at basketball than Vermont even if Vermont gets to play with an extra guy named Lamar.

Creighton vs Alabama

I like Catholic School Girl outfits and I don’t like boys who think its ok to sleep with their sister.  And what is that stupid haircut every guy in Alabama has.  Gross.

Temple vs Cal/USF

OK I’ve heard of Cal.  And South Florida is a great place to party.  I don’t know where this Temple is but I don’t think they’ll win.  In fact Cal would win this game alone even without help from South Florida.

Michigan vs Ohio

I just found out that Ohio and Ohio St aren’t the same thing.  Why Ohio St., isn’t named Ohio I’ll never understand.  But since this isn’t Ohio St., I pick Michigan.

San Diego St vs North Carolina St

Athletes like hot girls and I have to imagine there are more hot girls at San Diego St than at North Carolina’s little brother school.

Georgetown vs Belmont

Yeah you know I love a Catholic school girl outfit as much as the next girl.  But someone told me to pick some upsets.  I knew a law student from Georgetown who tried to grab my ass without even buying me a drink.  I know nothing about them but GO BELMONT.

St. Mary’s vs Purdue

Yes I’m going back on what I just said.  But Purdue is a place where fat girls go because they can’t get dates, so I’m going Catholic School Girl again.

Kansas vs Detroit

Now I’m not a huge Kansas fan, because they secretly enjoy sex with relatives as much as Alabama or Mississippi.  But Detroit is so poor, I’m not sure they get to practice with a ball.