Do these picks ever stop. I totally had to reschedule a Mani-Pedi today just to do this. But I’m going to give you what you want, if there is one thing Mandi isn’t, its a tease. So lets see what we have going today.
North Carolina vs Vermont/Lamar
I think we all know to pick North Carolina here. I think everyone knows that North Carolina must be better at basketball than Vermont even if Vermont gets to play with an extra guy named Lamar.
Creighton vs Alabama
I like Catholic School Girl outfits and I don’t like boys who think its ok to sleep with their sister. And what is that stupid haircut every guy in Alabama has. Gross.
Temple vs Cal/USF
OK I’ve heard of Cal. And South Florida is a great place to party. I don’t know where this Temple is but I don’t think they’ll win. In fact Cal would win this game alone even without help from South Florida.
Michigan vs Ohio
I just found out that Ohio and Ohio St aren’t the same thing. Why Ohio St., isn’t named Ohio I’ll never understand. But since this isn’t Ohio St., I pick Michigan.
San Diego St vs North Carolina St
Athletes like hot girls and I have to imagine there are more hot girls at San Diego St than at North Carolina’s little brother school.
Georgetown vs Belmont
Yeah you know I love a Catholic school girl outfit as much as the next girl. But someone told me to pick some upsets. I knew a law student from Georgetown who tried to grab my ass without even buying me a drink. I know nothing about them but GO BELMONT.
St. Mary’s vs Purdue
Yes I’m going back on what I just said. But Purdue is a place where fat girls go because they can’t get dates, so I’m going Catholic School Girl again.
Kansas vs Detroit
Now I’m not a huge Kansas fan, because they secretly enjoy sex with relatives as much as Alabama or Mississippi. But Detroit is so poor, I’m not sure they get to practice with a ball.