Mandi Picks The First Round of the East Region.

Aloha everyone and its been far too long.  They’ve asked me to come back and pick this basketball thing and since football was SO MUCH FUN, I’m Back.  I’m headed to Cabo with the girls for Spring Break, TEQUILA FOR EVERYONE WOOOOO.  But before that I’ll make some of my famous picks for you boys.  Plus I found out I don’t even need to mention those whores from Arizona St., so this will be extra fun.

Syracuse vs UNC Ashville

First Syracuse’s color is Orange, which is totally cute for spring and while I’m not the biggest expert, I know if your college name has to specify the city its in, its not as good as the actual college it is a part of.  Go Syracuse

Kansas St vs Southern Miss

What is this, the contest to see which school is better at sleeping with their cousins.  Despite how hard the people at Kansas work at sleeping with their cousin, gotta believe Mississippi is better.

Vanderbilt vs Harvard

All I know is both these schools are full of smart bitchy rich girls.   The ones who go to Vanderbilt are cuter.

Wisconsin vs Montana

Both schools are red and have mean animals as their mascots.  Grizzly Bears are bigger than Badgers.  Plus Western Montana is pretty and Wisconsin girls are fat and eat too much cheese.

Cincinnati vs Texas

I don’t know anything about Cincinnati, except their nickname is the Bearcats which is totally cute.  And Texas girls are nearly as big a bitchy whores as Arizona St. girls.  GO BEARCATS.

Florida St vs St. Bonaventure

Someone told me Florida St’s masct is a Semen Hole?  That is SO VERY GROSS and a good name for any girl from Arizona St.  Plus St. Bonaventure just sounds cool.  And people call them the Bonnies.  I LOVE IT.

Gonzaga vs West Virginia

I don’t know anything about Gonzaga but you have to imagine they are afraid to play a school full of people who don’t like teeth but love Oxycontin.  However, I think Gonzaga wins because West Virginia will be too high to play the 2nd half.

Ohio St vs Loyola-Maryland

See Loyola needs to tell us where they are located.  Its a dead giveaway.  Plus Ohio St is full of mean fat girls just like Washington St.

There you have it, check back for more rounds later today and tomorrow.  LOVE YOU