LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE…

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of all ages and the tens of you watching on TV around the western United States…

Welcome to the GalenCenter for one of the battle’s which will decide who is the worst basketball team in the Pac-12 conference.

This match will be one fall with a 40 minute time limit..

Standing in the Red Corner, in way over his head attempting to correct the mess left by the OJ Mayo scandal, a lock to be fired at season’s end, clad in Scarlet and Gold, with a group of players who wave their hands in the air and play like the just don’t care… Kevin “The Drunk Irishmen” O’Neill.

Standing in the other Red Corner, a man who decided to rid of team of cancer when it didn’t actually have cancer, clad in Red probably or maybe Black, who knows, with a group of players from the island of misfit players, a coach who loves his chin pubes… Larry “The Polish Prettyboy” Krystkowiak.

Now to our referee, Mills Lane…

Alright, I’d like a good clean fight, no punches to the kidneys or back of the head and I’d like to see one of you try to shoot over 40%.  Any questions?  Good.  shake hands and come out swinging.