Mandi the Sorority Girl Picks Championship Week (Amateur Edition… No not that kind of Amateur)

Some of my sorority sisters, guess which ones I've made out with

Last Week: 2-4

Overall: 42-28-1

Hey guys, looks like the season is about over. But since we’ve had so much fun, this place asked me to pick the championship games including the Pac-12. Now I don’t know much about teams outside the Pac-12 but I will do my best. Plus I’m a real good researcher so I think you can count on me.

Can you find, the smart one, the funny one and the whore?

Oregon -31 vs UCLA

I don’t know how much easier things get. One more time to pick out a cute Nike outfit and one more time to say Rick Neuheisel sucks.

Delta delta delta can I help ya help ya help ya

Houston -14 vs Southern Mississippi

Ok I don’t really know here. But Houston is a big city and Southern Mississippi is a place where boys have sex with their sisters. Big Cities are much better than sex with your sister.

Georgia +13.5 vs LSU

This one seems so hard. Now look, Mandi knows how to look at the standings, but I pride myself on bringing you more. First both these schools are places where girls will have plastic surgery to keep themselves looking good, and Mandi supports that. Feminism doesn’t mean you have to be ugly. Next, LSU plays in a place called, “Red Stick” while Georgia plays in Athens. Advantage Georgia. I also don’t need to be reminded by any university that Louisiana is a state. So take all those points and the cute Bulldogs with the fake breasts from Georgia.

Virginia Tech -7 vs Clemson

I know Tigers are really cute and I have no idea what a Hokie is and I don’t think I want to. But I know this, Tech schools are where ugly girls go to learn to work on cars because they’re lesbians. While I will have a drunken make-out with a sorority sister, I’m certainly not going pro. But I know real lesbians are scary and work hard. Cute Tigers will be no match.

This isn't so much because the photo is hot, but where do sorority girls go for photo pose training because they are always the same.

Michigan St +9.5 vs Wisconsin

Look I know badgers are kind of cute too and green can sometimes be a harsh color. But did you see 300? My GOD HOW SEXY WERE THOSE SPARTANS. I love Andre Luck but Gerard Butler can do with me as he pleases. MEOW.