Really Arizona State…. REALLY

This is why you go to ASU, it ain't for winning athletics.
This is why you go to ASU, it ain't for winning athletics.

Arizona St. do you ever wonder why no one ever takes you seriously.  Oh we’ve met your fans and somehow y’all we some of the dickbaggiest when it came to Utah joining the Pac-12, as if your long and storied history there entitled you to do so.  Yet here we are.

Utah doesn’t have a QB and had a ton of injuries.  Arizona St. has had a great season beating USC and looking to thunder their way to the Pac-12 South title.

Then Utah finds a way to win completing 5 passes a game and daring anyone to stop their running game, not to mention their awesome defense.  Meanwhile you’ve lost to UCLA and Wazzu and have kept Utah in the mathematical hunt for the Pac-12 title.  In fact if Arizona hadn’t decided to quit playing football this season, I’d like Utah’s chances.

In the northwest, they call blowing games or seasons, COUGIN’ IT.  In the southwest they should call it ASUing it.

Seriously, Arizona St., you’re San Diego St. on steroids.  You’re a nice place for hot girls to go and get roofied by frat guys, but winning at big boy sports eludes you.  Oh, I forgot, San Diego St., is at least a little good at basketball.

If a sleeping giant never wakes up, is it really a giant?

So the next time you want to talk about Utah not belonging in the Pac-12, how about you look at yourselves in the mirror.  I know Utah sucks at basketball, maybe they should turn to point shaving, seems like a real ASU thing to do.