Last Week: 4-2
Overall: 36-18-1
WOOOOO. I am back again and having so much fun. And I so forgot to tell you boys about my Halloween costume. I went as a slutty bumble bee. It was SO MUCH FUN. And we were doing shots and I got so drunk. And then I had to walk home the next morning in my slutty bumble bee costume. So lets move on to the pickies.
Colorado +10.5 vs Arizona
I know I’ve been hard on Buffaloes. But perhaps I’ve been too hard, perhaps advocating eradication of the species was a bit harsh (advocate and eradication of the species shows how much I’ve been going to class lately). Besides, I think the Arizona is like my grandma’s old kitty that doesn’t have claws.
Washington +11.5 at USC
Cute purple puppies from Seattle against cute sweaters and condoms I don’t like. Plus I saw a picture of the USC coaches wife and I bet she’s a total bitch.
Oregon St. +9.5 at Cal
Does anyone even care. Halloween beavers vs smart Asians. Do the girlfriends of the players even care?
Utah -7 vs UCLA
Rick Neuheisel sucks. Just because those whores at Arizona St. screwed up last week doesn’t mean Rick Neuheisel is worth a crap. I also forgot what a Ute is but it clearly is figuring out how to win football games.
