Last Week 4-1-1
Overall 26-10-1
Can you believe how super-fantastic that I am at this? I am told that many of you aren’t as good as me at this picky stuff. You see, Mandi puts in the work, and the results just come. You boys need to try harder.
As for last week, my big let down was the Beavers who dropped the ball against ‘Oral is Moral.’ I mean seriously how do you lose to those creepy guys. Imagine if one of those idiots wanted to be President or something.
Well lets get some picks going.
Arizona -4 vs UCLA
I heard those cute kitties fired their coach guy this week. But who needs a coach to beat Rick Neuheisel. BTW did you ever notice how much Rick Neuheisel looks like Hermey, the elf who wants to be a dentist? I loved that Rudolph show when I was little.
Oregon -30.5 vs Colorado
Time and time again I’ve talked about how much I love Oregon. From their clothing options to all the cool Nike stuff and the little fuzzy duckies. Since I’ve also become dedicated to the cause of the eradication of the Buffalo from the earth, this one seems clear. Buffaloes are nothing more than super-giant rats.
Utah +3 at Cal
Guess what, I finally found out what a Ute is. A Ute is an Indian, like an Indian from American not from India, you know a feather not a dot. Indians are a once proud people who should be honored. At least that is what my American Cultures Professor said. Well that and some creepy things I could do to get an A.
