Last Week 2-3
Overall 22-9
The sad thing finally happened. Mandi got more pickys wrong than right. Of course it is only because Utes are stupid and Oregon decided they needed even more points when they had such a big lead. That is so like a guy, always wanting it bigger. Here is a little lesson fellas, yeah I can have a baby, no I don’t want to have one every time we have sex.
But I’m sure you don’t care about my sex life, you want to know what I’ve learned about football. Well here it is.
– Buffaloes aren’t worth saving
– I still don’t know what a Ute is and now I don’t care.
– Utah’s chicken mascot with a red tail is stupid too
– Whatever a wildcat is, its not cute like a real kitty
– Rick Neuheisel sucks
– Andrew Luck will be mine.
And with that, lets get to the picks.
USC -3 at Cal
Last week I told you I don’t like Trojans. However, have you seen how cute the sweaters their cheerleaders wear. Plus I shave my armpits (among other things) and I’m not Asian, so I’m not going to pick Cal.
Utah +7 at Pitt
We’ve clearly gone over how I have no idea what a Ute is nor why they have a Chicken with a Red-Tail as a Mascot. As bad as that is, whatever a Pitt is must be worse. I mean who would go to a place called Pitt. Plus someone showed me a picture of their former coach and he looks like a guy who tried to roofie me once.
Washington -14.5 vs Colorado
Love Seattle, Love Classic Rock like Nirvana and Pearl Jam, Love the Color Purple and I think Huskies are cute. Buffaloes have brought nothing but heart ache.
Oregon St. -2 vs BYU
Yeah the word beaver is gross. And why Oregon St. thinks its always Halloween is beyond me. But a BYU guy I once went out with tried to get with me by telling me, “Come on baby, oral is moral.” GROSS, maybe it is moral but by saying it like that, it isn’t happening.
Stanford -21 at Washington St.
MMMM… Andrew Andrew Andrew. Oh Andrew. Normally I’m afraid of getting between fat girls and cake, but not with my lovely Andrew.
Oregon -14 vs Arizona St.
Those ASU whores tried to make me look bad last week. But this week they play Oregon and all of their totally cute clothes. Plus all the Nike workout stuff you can carry. And little ducks are so adorable. Plus green is such a better color than that harsh yellow those whores trot around in all the time. Screw those ASU bitches.