Last Week: 3-2
Overall: 20-6
Hello boys and WOOOOO. This is just to let you know that Mandi no longer loves Buffalo. Two weeks in a row I’ve done my part for their continued survival only to be let down. Well no more, I HATE BUFFALO. But I still love Andrew Luck.
As for these picky things, I still don’t see what the big deal is. I’ve had more right than wrong every week I’ve picked. And you boys act like this is so very hard. Boys, so silly. But knowing boys you just want me to get to it and not play around before. HERE YOU GO.
Cal +24 vs Oregon
Come on Mandi isn’t stupid. A gold bear would always beat a duck. Plus while I admire the size of Oregon’s Wardrobe, they aren’t putting their ensembles together very well.
Utah +4 vs Arizona St.
Look I still don’t know what a Ute is or why Utah has a chicken with a red tipped tail for a mascot. But I’m not about to start picking those sluts from Arizona St. I swear every time I meet a cute guy one of those skanks comes over and rubs her skank juice all over the guy and he’s gone. Bitches
Arizona -2 at Oregon St.
Kitties are so cute, and the word Beaver is just so icky. Not to mention those colors. Hey, Oregon St. Halloween only comes once a year and its not this weekend.
Washington St. +4 at UCLA.
As I always point out, even I know Rick Neuheisal is a crappy coach. Plus those fat girls at Washington St. look like they are scarier than I thought. When fat girls are hungry, get out of the way.
Colorado -30 at Stanford
What a week I picked to start hating Buffaloes. Plus Cardinal is such a nice color on me. I also love trees and smart guys who are rich. And most of all, I love Andrew Luck. I don’t know why he isn’t getting my phone calls, texts, facebook requests and twitters, but someday he will love me. HE WILL. Just like Oprah showed us with The Secret. A girl just has to believe.
Wish me Luck…. WOOO