Mandi the Sorority Girl Picks the Pac-12

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Seriously look at these ASU sluts. Total Whores
Seriously look at these ASU sluts. Total Whores /

Last week 7-1 Against the Spread

Overall 14-2 Against the Spread

WOOO boys, I am super excited to be back talking to you all again.  This picking thing is so simple and fun, I love doing it.  It is a shame there is no way to make money doing this.  But I have a confession to make.  Last week, I picked Washington over something called Nebraska.  Only later did I find out what a Nebraska is.  No one told me a Nebraska is a fat girl that eats cake.  I would have totally picked Nebraska, no one should get between a fat girl and cake.

But that was last week and I’m here to make some fabulous picks.

Colorado +15 at Ohio St.

Games just seem to keep getting harder.  On one hand we have dirty smelly unshaven hippie girls and on the other we have a Buckeye, whatever that is.  While I assume Ohio St. girls are all Nebraskas, just like last week we have to love and support the endangered Buffalo.

UCLA -4 at Oregon St.

What does Oregon St., think I’m stupid of course I know Oregon is a State.  Now last week I said I was not stupid enough to pick a Rick Neuheisal coached team.  That is unless the team they are playing is so stupid they have to be reminded they are a state.  Plus they call themselves Beavers, that is just icky.

Washington -1 vs California

Such a tough pick.  Two totally cool cities.  But I have to pick Seattle for two reasons.  First I love the classic rock from bands like Alice in Chains and Soundgarden.  And second, San Francisco has so many gay guys.  Don’t get me wrong I’m not racist against the gays or anything, I love them.  I totally take my gay BFF’s shopping and my hair stylist is totally gay as well.  But they aren’t the ones you want winning football games.

USC +2.5 at Arizona St.

What is this game, THE WHORE BOWL.  On one side we have these total bitches at Arizona St., on the other side we have rich slutty bitches from USC.  This game sucks but I’m not taking those Arizona St. sluts, I don’t care.

Oregon -15 at Arizona

Tough game, because kitties are so cute and little ducks are so cute as well.  But it turns out I’m allergic to kitties and I don’t have any Claritin.

Well that’s all we have for this week.  Hope you all have a super fun weekend and if you see me out, buy me a shot.  WOOOO