And it’s time to rate the SEC and we’ll begin in the west.
Right now any SEC fans who read this are saying, we don’t understand this rating, aren’t you just going to pick the best two SEC squads and have them face off for who is the hottest squad in the land. To which I say, Bama Fan, why do you keep cutting your hair like that.
I have enlisted an SEC honk to assist me with these rankings, although he dost protest a little saying that the true greatness of the SEC isn’t in their cheerleading squads but in the women who attend the games as fans. His claim is that were it a competition of those ladies, the SEC would win. Of course SEC fan says that about everything so I don’t know what to believe.
As for the rest of this battle here is how I think it will take shape. The Pac-12, Big 12, SEC and Big-10 will each get four seeds for a total of 16. I will then choose another 8 to 16 teams and we’ll then determine the best squad in the land. Also I’m sort of considering dance teams in this so schools like LSU with the Golden Girls and UNLV with their squads who work the 2nd shift at Olympic Gardens, well they get extra credit.
And with no more rambling… LETS GET TO THE SEC WEST
2. LSU- I think the thing that does my heart good is not only knowing that these girls are beautiful, but having met men who go to LSU, they are seem a bit, light in the loafers (do not read gay) and I suspect they might all go for a real western man like myself.
1. Alabama- Yeah I didn’t want to make this ranking happen. I hate Alabama, I hate their moron fans with their stupid haircuts. I hate Nick Saban and the day Utah kicked their ass in the Sugar Bowl is a truly treasured memory. But when you look at a cheer squad and your reaction is damn, well ya have to give credit where its due.