Top Ten Lane Kiffin Autobiography Chapter Titles…

10. Dad, I Don’t Want To Be a Football Coach, I Want To Be A Dentist.

9.  That Fresno St. Education Made Me the Man I Am Today.

8.  Have You Seen My Hot Ass Wife.

7.  Look at My Sexy Chin.  LOOK AT IT.

6.  My Dad Wrote This Chapter To Tell You All That He So Isn’t The Reason I Keep Getting Jobs.

5. How I Made An Offense Great that only had Matt Leinart and Reggie Bush and LenDale White and Dwayne Jarrett and Steve Smith.

4. Lane Kiffin and Al Davis, What Could Possibly Go Wrong.

3. Ok Maybe You Can Blame Me For a lot of Things But Not Wanting To Live in Tennessee, COME ON.

2. Scholarships, I Don’t Need No Stinking Scholarships (Working TItle Only may need to be revised to, Daddy Make USC not fire me)

1. Have You Seen My Hot Ass Wife and My Chin.

Topics: Football, Lane Kiffin, Pac 12, USC Trojans, Utah Utes

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  • GoJoeBruinUCLA

    I love this. You know the guys at Reign of Troy are smashing their heads against the wall.

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