Mandi The Sorority Girl Picks the Pac-12

Mandi was 3-3 (bleh) last week and moves to 31-36 (bleh) on the year.

As always Mandi will use the Consensus Line from Vegas Insider at the time of writing.

Editors Note:  As a rule the picture should be from the school of the team Mandi chose.  But do to the unwillingness of some schools to have enough hot girls, we are going to use random girls, generally from the SEC where girls know how to dress.

And so you’re back from outer space
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I’d known for just one second you’d be back to bother me

No boys don’t worry I’m not trying to be deep or anything here, I was just out doing Karaoke last night with my girlfriends and we got SO DRUNK.  Then I woke up, had to fund my clothes, get dressed, come home and finally get to this.  Sorry, its so late, forgive me?

Colorado +20 1/2 vs Washington

Ok I’ll admit it, I don’t have a reason here, I’m a little hungover, my iced white chocolate peppermint mocha hasn’t kicked in yet and this sounds like a good idea.  Don’t Judge Me.

Oregon St. -14 1/2 vs Cal

While Halloween is over, orange and black still kind of works for Thanksgiving.  Besides it’s fall and cool for Cal girls, so not only are they ugly, they’ve stopped shaving.

Oregon -20 1/2 vs Stanford.

Ok Ok Ok, I really hate doing this to Andrew’s school.  And if Andrew were there I’d totally go a different way.  But Oregon has UNLIMITED ADORABLE OUTFITS.  UNLIMITED.  They have their own designer people.  HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE.

Washington St. +22 at Arizona St.

Yeah maybe I’m hungover and just being totally stupid but I’m not in the mood to pick sluts OK.

Utah -2 1/2 vs Arizona

I’m not dumb and I know Arizona girls are way cuter than Utah girls.  And a wildcat is a much better mascot than a weird chicken.  But it’s Utah in November which means you won’t really know who the cute girls are.  Advantage Utah.

UCLA +4 vs USC

On one hand we have the sexy but also skanky money-grubbing sluts of USC.  On the other we have their almost as cute, smarter but with issues little sisters of UCLA.  Most people thing USC is just going to slut there way to this one, but every once in a while, when the little sister has timed her Paxil and Xanex doses just right, magic can happen.  Go Little Sisters.

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