Mandi the Sorority Girl Pick The Pac-12

Mandi was 5-1 (SUPER WOOO) last week and moves to 28-33 (improving) on the season.

As always Mandi will use the Consensus Line from Vegas Insider at the time of writing.

Editors Note:  As a rule the picture should be from the school of the team Mandi chose.  But do to the unwillingness of some schools to have enough hot girls, we are going to use random girls, generally from the SEC where girls know how to dress.

I’m sure you’re all wondering who Mandi voted for.  Well I’m not going to tell you except to say, I think it’s really mean to put a dog on top of a car.  I mean really mean.  But I won’t make you listen to Mandi talk about politics, you’re here for college football picks.  HAHAHHA I rhymed.

USC -9 vs Arizona St.

The BATTLE OF THE SLUTS.  USC wins because they 1) Know how to use condoms 2) Can afford Valtrex 3) And won’t simply put out for a cheeseburger.

Arizona – 30 1/2 vs Colorado

I saw that Colorado made marijana legal last night.  That isn’t going to help them play at all this week.  But at least they’ll feel better about the result.  BTW anyone want to take Mandi to Denver for the weekend?

Stanford -4 1/2 vs Oregon St.

Mandi has confessed to trying Beaver Juice on special occasions, but only amateur stuff, I’ve never gone pro.  And I’m certainly never going to betray Andrew’s school for it, unless its something he really really wants me to do.

Oregon -28 at Cal

The only drama with Oregon anymore is to see what cute outfits they will wear.  And that is something which is totally lost on Cal girls.  Not pretty at all.

Utah -1 1/2 at Washington

Just like Colorado, marijana is now legal in Washington.  And since none of those Mormon kids for Utah will use, they’re going to have just enough to win this game.

UCLA -14 1/2 at Washington St.

I don’t even know what to say about Washington St. now.  They were fat girls who realize they’ve put on another 15 in the fall.  Now they’ve gone on starvation diets so as to not look horrible when they go home for Thanksgiving.  Fat and weak is no way to win a football game.

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