Mandi Picks the First Round of The South Regional

Who knew this would be so much harder than making picks during football, so many teams, so many cute mascots and uniforms.  Its hard to know what to do.  I just hope I’m doing a good job for you boys.

And with that Lets Get To The Picks.

Kentucky vs Miss Valley St/Western Kentucky

I’m picking Kentucky for two reasons even though I think its unfair to make them play two teams at the same time.  First, I hope I’m as hot as Ashley Judd when I get old and second, my rule about having a direction or a location in your schools name means that you suck harder than an Arizona St. girl trying to land a rich guy.

Iowa St. vs UConn

Huskies is a totally cute mascot but Connecticut is full of pasty white girls who are bitchy and not smart at all like the girls who go to Harvard.  Girls in Iowa are fat and friendly, I pick them.

Wichita St., vs VCU

I was totally going to pick VCU because their coach is named Shaka, but Wichita St’s, mascot is the Shocker and let me tell you I’ve had my fair share of experience with the Shocker and let me say Mandi likes.

UNLV vs Colorado

Strippers against girls with hairy armpits.  I have to pick the strippers because even though they’re dead inside they try to look cute, always important.

Baylor vs South Dakota St.,

How can I pick South Dakota, like that is an actual state.

Notre Dame vs Xavier

Mostly this game makes me want to dress up in my Catholic School Girl outfit.  I’m picking Xavier because X’s are really cool and underused.

Duke vs Lehigh

Duke is where ugly girls go because they don’t have dates so they study.  Ugly girls are angry girls.  Plus I don’t know what a Lehigh is.