Mandi the Sorority Girl Picks the Pac-12 (Slutty Halloween Costume Edition)

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Isn't Halloween Fun

Last Week: 4-2

Overall: 36-18-1

WOOOOO. I am back again and having so much fun. And I so forgot to tell you boys about my Halloween costume. I went as a slutty bumble bee. It was SO MUCH FUN. And we were doing shots and I got so drunk. And then I had to walk home the next morning in my slutty bumble bee costume. So lets move on to the pickies.

Slutty Chewbacca, as close as you get to a Slutty Buffalo

Colorado +10.5 vs Arizona

I know I’ve been hard on Buffaloes. But perhaps I’ve been too hard, perhaps advocating eradication of the species was a bit harsh (advocate and eradication of the species shows how much I’ve been going to class lately). Besides, I think the Arizona is like my grandma’s old kitty that doesn’t have claws.

Slutty Husky, so cute

Washington +11.5 at USC

Cute purple puppies from Seattle against cute sweaters and condoms I don’t like. Plus I saw a picture of the USC coaches wife and I bet she’s a total bitch.

Slutty Beaver, like that needs to be said.

Oregon St. +9.5 at Cal

Does anyone even care. Halloween beavers vs smart Asians. Do the girlfriends of the players even care?

Slutty Indian, I'm sure no one finds this offensive.

Utah -7 vs UCLA

Rick Neuheisel sucks. Just because those whores at Arizona St. screwed up last week doesn’t mean Rick Neuheisel is worth a crap. I also forgot what a Ute is but it clearly is figuring out how to win football games.

Not as slutty as any girl from Arizona St.

Arizona St. -12.5 vs Washington St.

Those skank bitches totally screwed me last week. But I can’t believe that they could manage to blow it two weeks in a row, even considering how much Arizona State girls like to blow things.

As close as you get to a slutty tree costume.

Stanford -3.5 vs Oregon

Yeah, Oregon has all those cute outfits and yes my ass is fantastic in yoga pants. But this is all about my darling Andrew. Now is his time and when it’s over, I’ll be there, waiting for him.