Last Week: 4-2
WOOOOO. I am back again and having so much fun. And I so forgot to tell you boys about my Halloween costume. I went as a slutty bumble bee. It was SO MUCH FUN. And we were doing shots and I got so drunk. And then I had to walk home the next morning in my slutty bumble bee costume. So lets move on to the pickies.
Colorado +10.5 vs Arizona
I know I’ve been hard on Buffaloes. But perhaps I’ve been too hard, perhaps advocating eradication of the species was a bit harsh (advocate and eradication of the species shows how much I’ve been going to class lately). Besides, I think the Arizona is like my grandma’s old kitty that doesn’t have claws.
Washington +11.5 at USC
Cute purple puppies from Seattle against cute sweaters and condoms I don’t like. Plus I saw a picture of the USC coaches wife and I bet she’s a total bitch.
Oregon St. +9.5 at Cal
Does anyone even care. Halloween beavers vs smart Asians. Do the girlfriends of the players even care?
Utah -7 vs UCLA
Rick Neuheisel sucks. Just because those whores at Arizona St. screwed up last week doesn’t mean Rick Neuheisel is worth a crap. I also forgot what a Ute is but it clearly is figuring out how to win football games.
Arizona St. -12.5 vs Washington St.
Those skank bitches totally screwed me last week. But I can’t believe that they could manage to blow it two weeks in a row, even considering how much Arizona State girls like to blow things.
Stanford -3.5 vs Oregon
Yeah, Oregon has all those cute outfits and yes my ass is fantastic in yoga pants. But this is all about my darling Andrew. Now is his time and when it’s over, I’ll be there, waiting for him.