Mandi the Sorority Girl Picks the Pac-12 (special SEC photo edition)

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A Bama Girl

Last Week 3-3

Overall 32-16-1

Mandi is really starting to have some trouble with this whole pickie thing.  Some teams are so great like my Andrew’s Stanford team and the fashion forward Oregon Ducks. Some are so sucky like those evil Buffaloes and the fat girls at Wazzu, the points are so big it makes picking hard.  As a rule Mandi loves hard things but not here.  I need a massage.

An LSU girl

USC -21 at Colorado

Sometimes this is really clear however.  Although Mandi doesn’t like Trojans, she does adore cute tight sweaters and the only good use for a Buffalo belongs in my mouth or on my body.

A Georgia Girl

Stanford -21 at Oregon St.

Did you all see.  Last week I believed in my Andrew.  And all game long it looked like I had no hope to win against the spread (BTW what a dumb phrase, who is against the spread).  But there was my beautiful Andrew doing just enough to give me a win.  I know he did it for me and it means our love is true.

Ole Miss girls

Washington St. +9.5 vs Cal

This game is SOOOOOO confusing.  Is Washington St. a hungry fat girl or a lazy fat girl.  Maybe really smart Asians aren’t very good at getting touchdowns.  I don’t know what is going to happen so it comes down to me liking crimson and grey more than navy blue and gold.

South Carolina gal.

Utah +3.5 at Arizona

So confusing.  I have no idea.  Its just that scary chicken thing that Utah claims is its mascot seems tougher than a kitty,

Florida Girl

Arizona St. -9 at UCLA

Look y’all know Mandi hates those Arizona St. whores more than just about anything else.  If you want throat herpes just have sex with an Arizona St. girl.  But Rick Neuheisel still sucks.

And finishing strong with an Auburn Girl.

Oregon -16.5 vs Washington

You know how I feel about all things Seattle, Purple and puppies.  But no girl is going to walk away from all the wardrobe choices that Nike provides.  I love my ass in some yoga pants and I think y’all love it too.

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