(Editors Note: We were served with a court order from Utah Co. Judge L. Smoot Packard demanding that we mention BYU. The claim is that it is illegal in the state of Utah to discuss Ute Athletics without giving BYU as much or more time. Hence why Kall 700 THE VOICE OF THE UTES is now at least 51% BYU coverage. While we’re not based in Utah, our lawyers here at Crimson’s Corner tell us we don’t want to do battle with people who have an HD Truck. So we present our weekly column, Equal Time with Larry from Lehi)
I don’t even know where to start this week. First the anti-LDS Big 12 cheats BYU. The Heisman voters are still being anti-LDS as well as they continue not to list Jake Heaps as the front runner for the trophy. And why haven’t they changed the name of that thing to the Ty Detmer trophy, he was way better than any other winner. Those darn Heisman voters keep basing their votes on stats instead of through prayer and feeling what every BYU fan already knows, that if God awarded a Heisman, Jake would have already won.
But as angry as I am, its still funny about how bad you stupid yewts suck. I mean look at you’re girl QB Jordan Wynn. He was only 50% on passing while Jake was 58%. Plus Jake continues his quest to convert souls via his QB mission by throwing the ball to the other team to make them feel better. This week he did it twice. I can’t wait to see how many conversions we got out of that.
But this is the week we get to show our continued domination of Utah. We have won 35 straight times if you count the times we won in our hearts. And I doubt the refs will be able to cheat us like last year and every other year when the scoreboard indicated BYU lost. As if that is the only way to measure wins and losses.
Well this weeks post was short because we have to get ready for all those drunk yewts invading Utah County. I have to make sure my children don’t take bear from any yewts looking to get them high. But it just makes our faith stronger.